inhaftiert:

dutchster:

fat-amy-for-president:

albamentum:

drunktrophywife:

being a girl is really fucking expensive

hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR YOUR DATES

hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR OUR TAMPONS, PADS, ULTRA SOUNDS, PAP SMEARS, OB/GYN VISITS, BRAS, CLOTHES, MAKE UP, HAIR PRODUCTS TO GO ON DATES WITH FUCKERS LIKE YOU?

[cricket sounds]

god bless this

(via iloveharrystylesandcheeseburgers)

alekshdfilms:

one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat

(Source: mitchkaplan, via nice-wig-janis)

charmancler:

who cares about hashtags when there’s hashbrowns

(Source: charmancler, via cumfort)

lamelohan:

it seems like the only thing that is truly attracted to my face is acne 

(via unescapable)

This photo makes me so happy

catswithbenefits:

i dont want a job i just want paychecks

(via unescapable)

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