being a girl is really fucking expensive
hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR YOUR DATES
hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR OUR TAMPONS, PADS, ULTRA SOUNDS, PAP SMEARS, OB/GYN VISITS, BRAS, CLOTHES, MAKE UP, HAIR PRODUCTS TO GO ON DATES WITH FUCKERS LIKE YOU?
god bless this
one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat
who cares about hashtags when there’s hashbrowns
it seems like the only thing that is truly attracted to my face is acne
i dont want a job i just want paychecks